Price: $ 12.99

I can’t I have rehearsal

Seems like you always have rehearsal, especially when someone wants to go do something. Wear this t-shirt on rehearsal days so they will know. Then you won’t be disappointed because they wont ask and you will never know what good stuff they are going to do that evening. Or even better, that creep comes up to ask you on a date and you can tell them, cant I have rehearsal, says right here!

Price: $ 12.11

Be Rational, Get Real

Are you serious? This looks like a clear cut pot calling the kettle black situation. Both of you need to take a step back and take a look in the mirror. You’re both very useful in mathematics, but right now your arguing isn’t helping anybody. Pi, you can’t ask of the irrational number what he can’t give. And irrational number, you can’t ask Pi to stop doing what he’s meant to do, can you? No, not at all. Can’t we all just get along?

Price: $ 12.64

Entrepreneur T-shirt !

I’m an entrepreneur. I was born to make money. My lemonade stand grossed a quarter mil and I was still in grade school. My lawn mowing business that I started in junior high went public last year. I high school my bootstrapped high tech start-up obtained global adoption. Disruption is my middle name. I leverage synergies for breakfast. Who am I?… an entrepreneur.

Price: $ 11.23

ELI 2 two too

Eli has 2 super bowl wins, he has two MVP’s, and he is just too much for the Patriots and Mr. Tom B.

Price: $ 11.93

NO NOT AGAIN, NY DOES IT TOO US AGAIN

Well, unbelievable. NY wins again. Last minute touchdown. Oh my! All they can do is cry, those poor Patriot fans.

Price: $ 13.84

ELI IS ALL IN

YES, didn’t you hear, they had a motivational speaker come and chat. What they decided was that they were “ALL IN” for the playoffs. Looks like it doesn’t it! Get your Eli all in shirt now. The way he is playing it is definitely true, come back again! Second Super Bowl win. His wife had an all in shirt she was wearing during the game, get yours now!

Price: $ 12.81

NO NOT AGAIN, NY DOES IT TOO US AGAIN

Well, unbelievable. NY wins again. Last minute touchdown. Oh my! All they can do is cry, those poor Patriot fans.

Price: $ 13.84

ELI IS ALL IN

YES, didn’t you hear, they had a motivational speaker come and chat. What they decided was that they were “ALL IN” for the playoffs. Looks like it doesn’t it! Get your Eli all in shirt now. The way he is playing it is definitely true, come back again! Second Super Bowl win. His wife had an all in shirt she was wearing during the game, get yours now!

Price: $ 14.28

The other half, which they rarely talk about, involves guns of course.

Yes, guns. We love ‘em. That’s why everyone loved GI Joe as a kid. We didn’t watch b/c you really “knew” anything, we watched b/c there were guns and people shot other people and stuff. With our imaginations back then, cartoons were pretty real. But enough of this knowing is half the battle crap. When you played with GI Joes you pretended to shoot things right? And we all know the reason everyone joins the army or military or whatever is to shoot people or blow things up, so let’s stop beating around the bush, and let’s promote what it’s all really about. Guns my friends. GI Joe was about guns.

Today is National Beer Day. So, be sure to check out our alternative shirt —–>

Price: $ 12.81

Look At Me, I’m on a Boat!

If you don’t know what this shirt is about, then we’re going to guess you’re not laughing very hard…. And you definitely should be laughing. So, do yourself a favor, Google “I’m On a Boat Video”, watch the video, and then come back to our site and buy the shirt, b/c you’ll most definitely be laughing at that point and you’ll think this shirt is hilarious. We’re definitely all going to be sporting this shirt when we’re out on boats this summer.